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** rushing for aspen plus. and fyp tittle. weekend ni convo, yeay! bankrup aku!
*** pok teh, i mish u.. where are u? heeee
lilyto

stadium runtuh

walaupun agak basi la cite ni tapi ak still nk post pic2 stadium terengganu yg rntuh aritu. time runtuh tu ak outstation kat kuala berang. kitorg tgh dengar briefing tibe2 kecoh orgckp stadium runtuh.

ni la rupe nye selepas tragedi tu









menurut sumber2 yg leh dipercayai, punca stadium ni jatuh mnyembah bumi adalah disebabkan.........



haaaaaaa.... itu yang kite tak tahu.. hahahahahaha

lilyto

Sardar jee‏

(a)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

(b)
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

(c)
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

(d)
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

(e)
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


(f)

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

(g)
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

LOL

** arini balik !! bapak aku datang jap agi sampai.. wuwuwuwuw.. tata usm.. LI starting very soon~

lilyto

Cancel credit card before we die..

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help....'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)

You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!


LOL

**next paper monday transport phenomena and last one will be on wednesday~ bioreactor design and analysis~ then balik!!!~

lilyto

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point & effective

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: Sorry, no stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who called just now?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

LOL

** today's paper renewable and alternatives energy at 2:15 pm ~ pewwww~ prof bathia, help me!!

lilyto

Nikon-S60 Face Detection mode.. awesome~

wuwuwuwuw~~ seram nyer.. hahaha..
think twice b4 u buy~ =p

** esk 1st paper for final this sem.. numerical method.. [blurrr] jiayou!!~ gudluck kt sume yg nk exam.. gudluck kt sume 3rd yer chem skul as well as warga eng camp usm ni yg duk pulun siang malam. huhu.. special " best of luck " to aloqmalai, BCD, deedee, aini, zugspitszy, stanley, kuro, d2z, nikillas, r4z0rg4d3, yan^s, khas & whitelover

lilyto

final exam fever~

New school semester:


At the first week:


At the second week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:


Before the final exam:


Once know the final exam schedule:


7 days before final exam:


6 days before final exam:


5 days before final exam:


4 days before final exam:


3 days before final exam:


2 days before final exam:


1 day before final exam:


A night before final exam:


1 hour before final exam:


During the final exam:


Once walk out from the exam hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:



** lt happens to everyone of us....‏ LOL

lilyto

to make thing clear~

lilyto

is this ur timetable?

i wonder how people at this office work, i mean really work.. n i wish that my school timetable can be exactly just like this.. LOL

lilyto

neve trust girls!

isnt it too honest?


lilyto

pay for an heart attack

lilyto

.... but at least please spell it rite

who should get a brain here??

lilyto

so that u can enjoy the dying moment... LOL

lilyto

waitress needed

lilyto

???

lilyto

Soal Jawab Guru dan Sin Chan...

Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?
Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.
Guru: Papan tanda mana ?
Sin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan pelahan."

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-

Guru: Sin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan "BUAYA"?
Sin Chan: "B-O-O-W-A-Y- A"
Guru: Bukan, Salah tu. Sin Chan: Mungkin itu salah , tapi Cikgu tanya saya macam mana saya mengeja nya, itu lah yang saya eja !

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*
Guru: Apakah formula untuk air?
Sin Chan: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Guru: Apa yang awak cakap tu?
Sin Chan: Kan kelmarin Cikgu kata H to O!

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*

Guru: Sin Chan, Pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika Utara.
Sin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Sin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang tergantung kat hadapan kelas!
Guru: Betul. Sekarang, Kelas, Beritahu saya siapa yang jumpa Amerika Utara?
Kelas: Sin Chan Cikgu!

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-

Guru: Sin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10 tahun dulu.
Sin Chan: Saya Cikgu!

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*

Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakit yang di sebabkan oleh gigitan serangga?
Sin Chan: Jangan kena gigitserangga.

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -**-*-*-* -*

Guru: Sin Chan, aneh sungguh stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna hijau berbintik hitam dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru. !
Sin Chan: Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh, saya pun hairan kerana terdapat sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama kat rumah .

*-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*

Guru: Sin Chan, Karangan awak "Anjing saya" adalah sama seperti yang di karang oleh Adik awak. Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , ia hanya lah anjing yang sama!

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lilyto

the Y generation

Hmm, I've always wondered this myself.
Now I know.

- The Silent generation, people born before 1946.

- The Baby Boomers, people born between 1946 and 1959.

- Generation X, people born between 1960 and 1979.

- Generation Y, people born between 1980 and 1995.

Why do we call the last one generation Y?
I did not know, but a caricaturist explains it eloquently below...



lilyto

17 Stupid Q, Smart A

1) BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

2) GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

3) GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

4) GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

5) BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

6) SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

7) MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

8) WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

9) MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

10) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

11) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

12) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

13) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

14) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

15) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

16) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

17) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

lilyto

Microsoft Word Helpline

Ini adalah sebuah kisah benar mengenai Microsoft Word Helpline (bantuan berkenaan Microsoft Word melalui telefon). Seorang pekerja di helpline ini telah diberhentikan. Walaubagaimanapun, pekerja ini telah menyaman Word Perfect atas dakwaan “Memecat tanpa Sebab”. Inilah perbualan telefon pekerja berkenaan yang menyebabkan beliau dipecat:
Microsoft: Ridge Hall computer assistance; boleh saya bantu anda?
User: Ya, err, Saya ada masalah dengan Microsoft Word.
Microsoft: Masalah bagaimana tu encik?
User: Saya sedang menaip, tiba-tiba semua perkataan tersebut hilang.”
Microsoft: Hilang?
User: Ya, ia hilang.
Microsoft: Hmm. Macam mana monitor anda kelihatan sekarang?
User: Kosong, tak ada apa-apa.
Microsoft: Tak ada apa-apa?
User: Blank, ia tak respon apa-apa bila saya menaip.
Microsoft: Adakah anda masih didalam Microsoft Word, atau anda telah keluar?
User: Macam mana saya nak tau?”
Microsoft: Bolehkah anda nampak C: prompt pada skrin anda?
User: Apa tu si-perom?
Microsoft: Tak apalah, boleh tak anda gerak-gerakkan mouse anda di skrin?
User: Cursor pun tak ada: kan saya dah kata ianya tak memberi sebarang respon bila saya taip.
Microsoft: Adakah monitor anda ada power indicator?
User: Monitor tu apa?
Microsoft: Ianya adalah sebuah alat yang ada skrin padanya dan ianya berbentuk seperti TV. Adakah ianya mempunyai lampu kecil yang menyala bila monitor anda dihidupkan?
User: Saya tak tahu.
Microsoft: OK, kalau begitu cuba lihat di belakang monitor anda dan cuba cari socket dimana wayar power anda di pasangkan. Boleh nampak tak?
User: Rasa-rasanya.
Microsoft: Bagus. Ikut wayar tersebut hingga ke plug, dan adakah ianya dipasangkan pada soket elektrik di dinding anda.
User: Yaa, terpasang.
Microsoft: Masa anda lihat di belakang monitor tadi, perasankah anda ada dua wayar terpasang di belakang monitor anda, bukannya satu?
User: Iya ke?.
Microsoft: Sebenarnya ada dua. Sekarang saya nak anda pergi balik ke belakang monitor anda dan cari satu lagi wayar tersebut.
User: Okay, jumpa dah.
Microsoft: Cuba ikut wayar tersebut dan beritahu saya samada ianya terpasang dengan ketat di belakang computer anda.
User: Alamak tak sampai laa.
Microsoft: Ok… boleh cuba jenguk-jenguk samada ianya terpasang atau tidak?
User: Tak boleh.
Microsoft: Tak boleh juga ke jika anda cuba panjat apa-apa seperti kerusi dan tengok kat belakang tu?
User: Oh, saya tak nampak bukannya sebab angle tak betul, tapi pasal gelap.
Microsoft: Gelap?
User: Ya. Lampu pejabat ni terpadam dan satu-satunya sumber cahaya yang saya ada adalah dari cahaya tingkap.
Microsoft: OK, kalau macam tu hidupkanlah lampu pejabat anda.
User: Tak boleh.
Microsoft: Tak boleh? Kenapa?
User: Sebab kat pejabat saya “blackout”, tak ada elektrik.
Microsoft: Blackout… tak ada elektrik? Aha, Okay, kita dah dapat penyelesaiannya sekarang. Anda masih mempunyai kotak, manual dan barang-barang pembungkusan semasa komputer ini dihantar?
User: Ada… saya simpan kat dalam almari.
Microsoft: Bagus. pergi ambil barang-barang tersebut dan unplug komputer anda. Kemudian bungkuskan sepertimana masa ianya baru-baru sampai dulu. Hantar balik ke kedai dimana anda beli dulu.
User: Ehh? Ye ke? Macam tu sekali punya teruk ke?
Microsoft: Iya, rasa-rasanya macam itulah.
User: Err… okey lah. Nampaknya saya kena buat macam tu lah. Tapi nak cakap apa dengan pekedai tu?
Microsoft: Beritahu mereka anda terlalu BANGANG untuk memiliki sebuah komputer.

=p

lilyto