Sardar jee‏

(a)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

(b)
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

(c)
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

(d)
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

(e)
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


(f)

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

(g)
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

LOL

** arini balik !! bapak aku datang jap agi sampai.. wuwuwuwuw.. tata usm.. LI starting very soon~

lilyto

dabel tag dr kimi~

#1. Apakah nama blog anda sekarang dan kenapakah anda memilih nama blog itu?

~ Nama: bLeEdinG ; daMAgEd

~ Sebab: my life is constantly bleeding, and its damaged!

#2. Apakah link blog anda sekarang dan bagaimana boleh timbul idea untuk menamakannya seperti itu?

Link: http://lilytolilo.blogspot.com/

Sebab:-

~rumet ak pgey ak lilo
~ak ske nme lilyto
~jd le lilytolilo

#3. Apakah method dalam penulisan blog anda?

~ jokes, special events, my pok teh pee addiction huk3

#3. Pernah terasa nak hapuskan blog anda? Kenapa?

~ blum lg.. nt if da xde idea xtau le heee

#4. Apakah pendapat anda mengenai blog kepada pemilik blog yang tag anda ini?

~ cool n fun posts = R4Z0RG4D3

#5. Senaraikan calon yang akan di tag:

~ aloqmalai, d2z, bella adikku.. huhu jgn mare

another one~

1.Bekas kekasih saya adalah :
~ pok teh pee~ die marah saye~ uwaaaa

2.Saya sedang mendengar :
~ bunyik kipas ngn burung2 yg bebas.. sorg kt blik!! uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3.Mungkin saya patut :
~ gi mandi.. hahahaha

4.Saya suka :
~ pok teh pee

5.Sahabat-sahabat baik saya :
~ sume org! muaaahhhxxx

6.Saya tak paham :
~ knp pok teh pee mrh lg~

7.Saya kehilangan :
~ pok teh pee sb sy curang~ (pengakuan berani!)

8.Ramai yang berkata :
~ sy fat sh*t

9.Makna nama saya :
~ bunga lili ~ kot

10.Cinta itu adalah:
~ bLeEdinG ; daMAgEd

11.Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang :
~ marah sy

12.Saya akan cuba :
~ jejak kasih time 3 bulan cuti ni.. operation 1!

13.Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud :
~ slame mane?

14.Telefon bimbit saya :
~ sony ericson W910

15.Bila saya terjaga dari tidur :
~ bukak laptop le heeee

16.Saya paling meluat apabila :
~ xdpt mkn sb takot gemok

17.Pesta/Parti adalah :
~ syiokk habes!

18.Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah :
~ buaya darat.. =p

19.Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah :
~ 14.. mse tu knal pok teh~

20.Hari ini :
~ kne gi training kt induk~ tp pastu nk g shoping.. wuwuwuw **ehs lupe arini besday carlito.. hepi besday!!~

21.Malam ini saya akan :
~ tido lewat utk bgun lewat tru mama smpy.. yey!

22.Esok pula saya akan :
~ jpe mama pastu ajk g soping!

23.Saya betul2 inginkan :
~ at lis bronze masum kali ni

24.Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini :
~ taik mate!!

25.Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan :
~ arked permainan! wlpon kaki soping tp lg kaki game

26.Makanan Barat atau Jepun :
~ jepun!

27.Bilik yang terang atau gelap :
~ gelap.. heeeee

28.Makanan segera adalah :
~ mcd kot

29.Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?
~ k*l**g dapat basika.. hahaha

30.Siapa yang anda nak Tag?

~ aloqmalai, d2z, bella adikku lagi~

lilyto

BMW Z4 vs KANGAROO

Driving at 225kms in his BMW Z4 a driver hit a kangaroo.. The kangaroo disappeared! The driver stopped and wondered where did the kangaroo go?








For all you drivers without bullbars, this is how you pack a 70 kg kangaroo into a BMW Z4 convertible....

????

:: drive safely ::

*** finished another paper.. now 1 paper left, awaiting this wednesday.. bioreactor design and analysis.. then balik!!!~ bububububu~

lilyto

Cancel credit card before we die..

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help....'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)

You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!


LOL

**next paper monday transport phenomena and last one will be on wednesday~ bioreactor design and analysis~ then balik!!!~

lilyto

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point & effective

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: Sorry, no stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who called just now?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

LOL

** today's paper renewable and alternatives energy at 2:15 pm ~ pewwww~ prof bathia, help me!!

lilyto