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Monday, April 27, 2009

plan failed~ next attempt!

arini plan A failed.
xpe ad byk lg plan
B, C, D, E, .....
huhuhuhu
n today's my 1st day of industrial training
i survived! heeee
it went well~
korg cne lak razorg4d3, nikillas, BCD, aloqmalai, yan^s, dee-dee, stanley, zugspitszy, aini n kuro~ ?
sape lg ek ak lupe nk tny?
heeeeee

** npe salman tutup bundle arini? da x dpt jpe pok teh!!!!

lilyto

Sunday, April 26, 2009

salahku_

Berulang kali ku mencuba memujuk dirimu cuba menjernihkan
Pertelingkahan antara kita berdua
Kau hilang dan terus membisu beginikah cara kau menghukum aku
Atas kesilapanku menduakan dirimu
Maafkan aku

Tak terlintas difikiranku melukai kamu permainkan cinta
Yang telah kau berikan sepenuhnya padaku
Tiada dua atau tiga pengganti dirimu pada kau yang satu
Ku abadikan cinta selamanya
Hanya padamu kekasihku

Bukakanlah pintu hatimu
Izinkan aku kembali padamu
Ku sesalkan perbuatan ku ini
Tak akan berulang lagi ku janji
Terimalah ku kembali kasih

Biarpun ribut melanda namun tetap aku berdiri menunggu
Agar terbukti janjiku padamu
Tidakkah terdetik hatimu untuk memaafkan kesalahan aku
Berikan peluang sekali lagi
Hanya ku pinta

~aku dan dirimu~

tiba saatnya kita saling bicara
tentang perasaan yang kian menyiksa
tentang rindu yang menggebu
tentang cinta yang tak terungkap

sudah terlalu lama kita berdiam
tenggelam dalam gelisah yang tak teredam
memenuhi mimpi-mimpimu malam kita

jika sang waktu kita hentikan
dan segala mimpi-mimpi jadi kenyataan

meleburkan semua batas
antara kau dan aku

**balik kg je angau pok teh~ uwaaaaaaaaaaa

lilyto

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Aril kuar konsert AF7 this week

uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nape aril kuar
keciwa!!
huk3
tidak tidak tidakkkkkkkk
kalo taw ak sggup je ngundi
even buat tebiat pon
huk3
pasni tobat xnk tgk af da
xde aril x bez da!
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

terbaek wokkkk!!

** aku da smpy uma.. huhu.. home sweet home.. tp isnin ni da start LI.. adui.. nk tido puas2 dlu.. sume2 yg da smpy uma tu.. congratz!! haha.. yg nk LI tu gudluck ye~ jgn lwn bos~~ huhu

lilyto

Friday, April 24, 2009

Sardar jee‏


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(a)

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

(b)
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

(c)
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

(d)
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

(e)
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



(f)

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

(g)
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE
:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

LOL

** arini balik !! bapak aku datang jap agi sampai.. wuwuwuwuw.. tata usm.. LI starting very soon~

lilyto

Thursday, April 23, 2009

dabel tag dr kimi~

#1. Apakah nama blog anda sekarang dan kenapakah anda memilih nama blog itu?

~ Nama: bLeEdinG ; daMAgEd

~ Sebab: my life is constantly bleeding, and its damaged!

#2. Apakah link blog anda sekarang dan bagaimana boleh timbul idea untuk menamakannya seperti itu?

Link: http://lilytolilo.blogspot.com/

Sebab:-

~rumet ak pgey ak lilo
~ak ske nme lilyto
~jd le lilytolilo

#3. Apakah method dalam penulisan blog anda?

~ jokes, special events, my pok teh pee addiction huk3

#3. Pernah terasa nak hapuskan blog anda? Kenapa?

~ blum lg.. nt if da xde idea xtau le heee

#4. Apakah pendapat anda mengenai blog kepada pemilik blog yang tag anda ini?

~ cool n fun posts = R4Z0RG4D3

#5. Senaraikan calon yang akan di tag:

~ aloqmalai, d2z, bella adikku.. huhu jgn mare


another one~

1.Bekas kekasih saya adalah :
~ pok teh pee~ die marah saye~ uwaaaa

2.Saya sedang mendengar :
~ bunyik kipas ngn burung2 yg bebas.. sorg kt blik!! uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3.Mungkin saya patut :
~ gi mandi.. hahahaha

4.Saya suka :
~ pok teh pee

5.Sahabat-sahabat baik saya :
~ sume org! muaaahhhxxx

6.Saya tak paham :
~ knp pok teh pee mrh lg~

7.Saya kehilangan :
~ pok teh pee sb sy curang~ (pengakuan berani!)

8.Ramai yang berkata :
~ sy fat sh*t

9.Makna nama saya :
~ bunga lili ~ kot

10.Cinta itu adalah:
~
bLeEdinG ; daMAgEd

11.Di suatu tempat, seseorang sedang :
~ marah sy

12.Saya akan cuba :
~ jejak kasih time 3 bulan cuti ni.. operation 1!

13.Ayat SELAMANYA membawa maksud :
~ slame mane?

14.Telefon bimbit saya :
~ sony ericson W910

15.Bila saya terjaga dari tidur :
~ bukak laptop le heeee

16.Saya paling meluat apabila :
~ xdpt mkn sb takot gemok

17.Pesta/Parti adalah :
~ syiokk habes!

18.Haiwan yang paling comel yang saya pernah temui ialah :
~ buaya darat.. =p

19.Peringkat umur yang paling menyeronokkan bagi saya ialah :
~ 14.. mse tu knal pok teh~

20.Hari ini :
~ kne gi training kt induk~ tp pastu nk g shoping.. wuwuwuw **ehs lupe arini besday carlito.. hepi besday!!~

21.Malam ini saya akan :
~ tido lewat utk bgun lewat tru mama smpy.. yey!

22.Esok pula saya akan :
~ jpe mama pastu ajk g soping!

23.Saya betul2 inginkan :
~ at lis bronze masum kali ni

24.Ketika anda lihat wajah anda di hadapan cermin pagi ini :
~ taik mate!!

25.Pusat membeli-belah atau arked permainan :
~ arked permainan! wlpon kaki soping tp lg kaki game

26.Makanan Barat atau Jepun :
~ jepun!

27.Bilik yang terang atau gelap :
~ gelap.. heeeee

28.Makanan segera adalah :
~ mcd kot

29.Ayat terakhir yang anda katakan pada seseorang?
~ k*l**g dapat basika.. hahaha

30.Siapa yang anda nak Tag?

~
aloqmalai, d2z, bella adikku lagi~

lilyto

Monday, April 20, 2009

BMW Z4 vs KANGAROO


Driving at 225kms in his BMW Z4 a driver hit a kangaroo.. The kangaroo disappeared! The driver stopped and wondered where did the kangaroo go?








For all you drivers without bullbars, this is how you pack a 70 kg kangaroo into a BMW Z4 convertible....

????

:: drive safely ::

*** finished another paper.. now 1 paper left, awaiting this wednesday.. bioreactor design and analysis.. then balik!!!~ bububububu~

lilyto

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Cancel credit card before we die..

Now some people are really stupid!!!!
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )

After they get the fax :

Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank: 'That might help....'

Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)

You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!



LOL

**next paper monday transport phenomena and last one will be on wednesday~ bioreactor design and analysis~ then balik!!!~

lilyto

Thursday, April 16, 2009

British English vs. Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point & effective

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: Sorry, no stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who called just now?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want lah.


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: What happened ah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

LOL

** today's paper renewable and alternatives energy at 2:15 pm ~ pewwww~ prof bathia, help me!!

lilyto

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Nikon-S60 Face Detection mode.. awesome~



wuwuwuwuw~~ seram nyer.. hahaha..
think twice b4 u buy~ =p

** esk 1st paper for final this sem.. numerical method.. [blurrr] jiayou!!~ gudluck kt sume yg nk exam.. gudluck kt sume 3rd yer chem skul as well as warga eng camp usm ni yg duk pulun siang malam. huhu.. special " best of luck " to aloqmalai, BCD, deedee, aini, zugspitszy, stanley, kuro, d2z, nikillas, r4z0rg4d3, yan^s, khas & whitelover

lilyto

Thursday, April 9, 2009

final exam fever~

New school semester:
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At the first week:
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At the second week:
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Before the mid-term test:
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During the mid-term test:

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After the mid-term test:
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Before the final exam:
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Once know the final exam schedule:
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7 days before final exam:
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6 days before final exam:
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5 days before final exam:
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4 days before final exam:
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3 days before final exam:
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2 days before final exam:
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1 day before final exam:
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A night before final exam:
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1 hour before final exam:
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During the final exam:
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Once walk out from the exam hall:
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After the final exam, during the holiday:
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** lt happens to everyone of us....‏ LOL

lilyto

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

shayer demam~

disebabkan tindakan drastik aku pi study kat library arini
malam ni aku da terkena demam terkejut
honestly ni 2nd time aku gi study kat library
1st time mse 1st year dlu~ bek lg kn.. blemuih je.. hahaha
tp arini.. adui.. pe da rasuk aku..
hahaha. kan da demam ni
x tahan aircond library kot.. huk3
jangan la demam lelama.. nk study.. cne nk final nt.. huk3

lilyto

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

weeeee.... camping yg best ( updated photos )

saturday we going to ulu kenas, camping!!~ farewell for final year taekwondo members.. at 1st d plan is 20 person going.. but at last after many people back off ( tkot x smpt catch study kut =p ) only 10 survived.. LOL


waiting for xiao siang n yong hwa at lembaran cafe.. ready to depart

1st day~ saturday
aktiviti 1st: set up tents..



2pm to 3pm
haha.. it took 1 hour, babe. its "king-scout" boon peng's fault..
kata terer~ tp.. hampeh
semua pun pakat tak tahu.. malu2
~ ak reti.. reti tgk. heeee ~

at last, almost there!!~

aktiviti 2: mandi sungai
3.30pm
ini yg ku tunggu2.. hahaha.. sume rupe jakun tgk air..
tapi kesian boonpeng, takot air.. hahaha..

lepas mandi, sudenly its raining like cat & dog.. seriously, heavily rained
kami pun cepat2 pindah.. msuk dalam dewan.. siap heret 1 tent masuk..

a tent under shelter..

aktiviti 3: bbq
8pm
makan.. makan.. makan.. all cant stop eating already ( especially albee, dgn ben.. hahaha )
we got chicken, sosej, mee soup..
but we didnt prepare ourselves. caterer do all the work, we do all the eat.. miahahaha
camping ke cmni? heeee

aktiviti 4: tdo~~
1am
perut kenyang hati senang.. bed time, with no bed.. heeee
bcoz of the rain, we decided to sleep inside the dewan.. even the rain stopped but still got one tent became dirty already. no one wants to sleep there.. pls, i know all the guys afraid of harimau.. n ghost!! ~ hahaha.. makan ben!!!!



2nd day~ sunday
morning 7.30 we wake up for breakfast and get ready for hiking.. but sudenly the organizer said there's no guide for us.. that guy got urgent matter to settle.. nevermind le..
so, after breakfast.. we play a game.. "run n chase" kate qiaoru.. hehe..
then, tired
and
mandi sungai again!!!!


b4 mandi sungai, got a man tried to change his seluar in tent. but unfortunately, pervert albee got captured his photo while he's changing seluar.. who is that unlucky dude? hahahaha


this is weechuen, ben n xiaosiang.
wuuuuuuuuuu~ sexy ~~ hahaha

then after take bath, packing and clear the tent area ( like we really camp there.. heeee )
we go back around 1pm

taknak balik!!!!~
but ben said, "next time can go again meh?"
hahaha.. "can.. can.. can"
next time; genting!!!!

*** ben will grad this sem.. huk3.. gonna miss u n ur "supper-time".. who wanna teman me go makan after this.. ?? n no one gonna send me to bus station anymore.. ask that company to give u a place at juru le.. later everyday u can come find me..sob sob


qiaoru will graduate soon too.. sob sob.. gonna miss u also sis


weechuen and boonpeng maybe will continue master.. so see u guys.. haha.. later still got u two to walk together with me to training.. hehe

from left, boonpeng, lilyto, albee, weechuen

also sweetest gudbye to thomas, choe yung, chit kwang, diana and alan.. good luck wit ur future~

** sory, post ni cm cmpur2 english+malay. aku riso member2 taekwondo ak x phm if ak tls full malay.. heee


lilyto

Thursday, April 2, 2009

a sleepless night

huish...
juz finished my research article
" Variation of High Integrated Hybrid System in Power Generation "

bley ke publish??

esok submit journal, viva ari jumaat
akhirnya, tiada lagi "hybrid system"
heeeeeee
credit to my partner wieyna~ heeee
BCD, aloqmalai~ da siap ke? =p

p/s: the only pics yg ade mse gi INTEC closed & invitational



lilyto